Score: 5

"Fun, catchy, cliche, sucky"

submission: Angry Faic Destroyer

date: October 18, 2007

Cliche yes. Then again who minds a unique twist here and there even if it is same old same old.

It looks like it could use a LOT more detail, lot more balancing, and bit more polishing up. With that you could get a rather nice "Ooh shiny".

Score: 7

"... well he's got a healthy amount of opinions..."

submission: CannibalCorpse Soundboard

date: October 18, 2007

And an unhealthy amount of bad language. Wow, and I thought I got addicted to games like that.

Score: 9

"Pretty cute if you're into the scary stuff."

submission: Nursery Grimes

date: October 18, 2007

Awwwwfully short.... then again that's kinda what makes each story so cute and quick. Very nice voice acting. Maybe if there were a few more, like 6 or 7 instead of 3 it would compensate for each one being so short.

Then again that's a lot of work and its good to have it out before Halloween so it all kinda balances in the end.

Score: 2

"Wow"

submission: Crowbarman+JollyFatMan

date: October 16, 2007

Burn in hell please.

But it was just disturbing and awful enough to get a five. Go in peace and p*ss off your nemesis.

Score: 5

"Hey, thanks!"

submission: Crazy Taxi

date: October 15, 2007

Something I don't have to vote 0 on. Thanks a lot it was getting to be a pain. Only thing I can recommend is maybe making it easier to recover from bumping into another car. I didn't get the hang of building up enough speed in time to start jumping before time ran out.

Score: 10

"If only..."

submission: Mambolawyer

date: October 12, 2007

If only all legal disputes could end up with random song and dance like this to Mambo music. I think the world would be a much better place.

Score: 9

"Goth Loli! :]"

submission: No Mercy For The Damned

date: October 12, 2007

Yeah, alright. I have weird tastes. Bite me.

Yeah, and I love the morbidity. Awesome.

My morbid stories tend to be a little bit different though. Starts and plays the same until the end, where a new story twines in that challenges everything.

Score: 6

"Well... animation is good."

submission: 'The Water is Falling'

date: October 8, 2007

Yeah, about that "Just review it for the animation." Flash is a lot more then just animation. Unless you're good at going for the insane, random, wildness that just kinda makes everyone go "Ooh shiny" or dazzles them into mindlessly clicking 5's, it's a good idea to at least include some sort of component that makes sense of it. A good abstract is interesting and invokes curiosity even if it is confusing. Animation really is just one component of a good flash. Now you've got a second thing going for you, the music doesn't suck either. But in the end the animation and music doesn't mean much if the audience is bored to tears less then halfway through the movie.

Frankly, this bored the **** out of me, and unless there's a LARGE group of people who like flashes that don't do much to capture the interest and just kinda hang around too long, I don't think many other people will vote real high on this either.

Now if the majority of the community does just the opposite... then just disregard what I'm saying as the rantings of an idiot and carry on with what you're doing.

Score: 2

"Um... ok"

submission: Pico's Distractions Ep. 1

date: October 8, 2007

That sucked. It really really did. No, it REALLY sucked. If I could still be an asshole on comments I'd attempt to describe just how much it sucks.

Oh the artwork is 20x better then what normally sneaks through, but you MORON what in the hell ever made you think to make it this short? Such shortness betrays even the decent artwork you have put into this flash.

Sweet saltine crackers of glory, boy. Next time you're gonna make something that doesn't suck, at least put some REAL time and effort into it.

Score: 1

"Wow."

submission: Vengance of BFK Preview

date: October 5, 2007

How can one movie have such graphical detail, but still suck so bad?

It's a paradox. The detail itself is incredible even if the artwork is lousy.